Wednesday, September 11th, 2024
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Wednesday, August 14th, 2024
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Thursday, August 8th, 2024
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Saturday, August 3rd, 2024
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Saturday, August 3rd, 2024
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Friday, May 10th, 2024
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Tuesday, April 23rd, 2024
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Test Post for WordPress
Wednesday, August 16th, 2023
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How Large / Small is Life
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
This is a great java interactive applet that shows how big/small our world really is, beginning with outer space and getting smaller and smaller till we get down to sub-atomic particles.
http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/index.html
Tags: interactive, java, sub-atomic, universe
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The Priest
Sunday, January 18th, 2009
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, ” When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.
If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”
So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
- Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.
- There are 10 commandments, not 12.
- There are 12 disciples, not 10.
- Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
- Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
- We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
- The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
- David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
- When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.
- We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”
- When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say ” Eat me” ..
- The Virgin Mary is not called ” Mary with the Cherry,.
- The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
- Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.
Tags: god, priest, religion
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